1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,970 [THEME MUSIC] 2 00:00:20,790 --> 00:00:21,780 -Hit it. 3 00:00:21,780 --> 00:00:24,290 [MUSIC PLAYING] 4 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,280 -Cute and cuddly, boys. 5 00:00:42,670 --> 00:00:46,100 [THEME MUSIC] 6 00:00:51,990 --> 00:00:55,870 -Kowalski, have you seen my calendar? 7 00:00:55,870 --> 00:00:56,570 -(GULPING) Calendar? 8 00:00:56,570 --> 00:00:58,500 -Yeah, I had it around here someplace. 9 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:02,500 But it seems like the darned thing just up and walked away. 10 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:04,870 Feels like we had some operations scheduled 11 00:01:04,870 --> 00:01:07,160 for this week-- importante operations. 12 00:01:10,810 --> 00:01:12,810 Either of you boys seen my calendar? 13 00:01:12,810 --> 00:01:14,080 -Nope. 14 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:15,510 -Hm-m 15 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:16,920 -Hmm, strange. 16 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:20,160 -Yes, well, in the meantime we can just carry on as usual, 17 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,660 you know, some cute and cuddly antics for guests. 18 00:01:22,660 --> 00:01:23,740 -Uh huh 19 00:01:23,740 --> 00:01:25,090 -Roger that. 20 00:01:25,090 --> 00:01:27,960 -Yeah, I suppose we could do that. 21 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:31,000 Or I could check my backup calendar. 22 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,380 Huh? 23 00:01:32,380 --> 00:01:33,750 It's big. 24 00:01:33,750 --> 00:01:36,300 Oh, that's right, it's team building 25 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:38,360 week-- right there in bold. 26 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:39,060 -Woo! 27 00:01:39,060 --> 00:01:42,140 The week we weed out the weak. 28 00:01:42,140 --> 00:01:45,760 -My least favourite time of year. 29 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:49,810 -Heavy ball hacky sack, go! 30 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,780 -Ow, ow. 31 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:52,480 -Ah! 32 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:53,180 Uh! 33 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:54,960 Ah! 34 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:56,970 -Hogging the ball, Private? 35 00:01:56,970 --> 00:02:01,060 Now that's not being a team player. 36 00:02:01,060 --> 00:02:02,190 Heave, team, heave. 37 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:09,890 [GRUNTING] 38 00:02:09,890 --> 00:02:10,850 -Ahh! 39 00:02:10,850 --> 00:02:11,800 -Oof. 40 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,720 -Oh no. 41 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,320 -Rico's a ball hog too. 42 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:20,290 [GRUNTING] 43 00:02:22,070 --> 00:02:22,800 -Mama. 44 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:26,100 -That's it Big Grey, put your full weight into it. 45 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:29,030 -I'm giving you all the junk in my trunk. 46 00:02:29,030 --> 00:02:32,240 -Skipper, forgive-- uh-- me, but I'm-- huh-- 47 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:35,720 not seeing the point of-- ak-- this exercise. 48 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:36,540 -Oh, really? 49 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:39,640 What if the only way to save one of your penguin brothers 50 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:41,570 was to form a penguin chain, hmm? 51 00:02:41,570 --> 00:02:44,610 -My penguin brothers aren't two-ton elephants. 52 00:02:44,610 --> 00:02:45,310 -Hey! 53 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:47,370 Two and 3/4. 54 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:48,660 I've been cuttin' carbs. 55 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:50,250 [TRUMPETING] 56 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:52,510 -Oh, cheese and crackers! 57 00:02:52,510 --> 00:02:53,300 I'm sorry-- sorry. 58 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:56,210 -You want to know why we do this, Kowalski? 59 00:02:56,210 --> 00:03:00,000 No penguin gets left behind, that's why. 60 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,720 -What about Manfredi? 61 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,800 -OK, one penguin gets left behind. 62 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:04,790 -And Johnson? 63 00:03:04,790 --> 00:03:07,290 -Maybe two penguins get left behind. 64 00:03:07,290 --> 00:03:08,230 -Um-- 65 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:12,260 -Uhh, comparatively few penguins get left behind, all right? 66 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:15,490 OK, let's take another shot at the penguin bridge. 67 00:03:15,490 --> 00:03:17,020 This time, dig deep. 68 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:18,590 No more phoning it in. 69 00:03:18,590 --> 00:03:19,290 [PANTING] 70 00:03:19,290 --> 00:03:22,830 -Please, can't go on. 71 00:03:22,830 --> 00:03:26,060 -I think we found our weak link. 72 00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:27,380 -Skipper, Kowalski's right. 73 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:29,540 First it was pass the red hot burning briquettes. 74 00:03:29,540 --> 00:03:30,320 -Puff, puff, puff. 75 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,850 Wah-wah-ooh-ooh. 76 00:03:31,850 --> 00:03:34,050 -Then the sack of broken glass races. 77 00:03:34,050 --> 00:03:35,990 -Eek, ah, oh, ow, ow. 78 00:03:35,990 --> 00:03:37,490 -Then the razor wire rodeo. 79 00:03:37,490 --> 00:03:38,460 -Come on. 80 00:03:38,460 --> 00:03:39,320 -We need a rest. 81 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,160 -Yeah. 82 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:41,170 -A rest? 83 00:03:41,170 --> 00:03:43,840 Are you saying seven straight days of intensive training 84 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,050 is too much? 85 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:48,480 Are you saying that you had too much teamwork, are you? 86 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:49,180 Well, say it. 87 00:03:49,180 --> 00:03:50,010 Are you? 88 00:03:50,010 --> 00:03:51,490 Are you? 89 00:03:51,490 --> 00:03:52,950 -Um, yes. 90 00:03:52,950 --> 00:03:54,500 -All right, Private, you've got it. 91 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:55,540 -I do? 92 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:56,870 -Or you got it, Rico. 93 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:59,110 Or you, Kowalski. 94 00:03:59,110 --> 00:04:00,140 -Skipper. 95 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:03,370 -The first man who brings me a delicious salty kipper 96 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:04,620 gets a day pass. 97 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,050 -A kipper, Skipper? 98 00:04:06,050 --> 00:04:07,000 -That's right. 99 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,590 One tiny smoked fish buys a whole 24 hours 100 00:04:10,590 --> 00:04:12,840 of whatever your little heart's desire. 101 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:16,330 -Ah, science time. 102 00:04:16,330 --> 00:04:19,210 -Well, what do you know? 103 00:04:19,210 --> 00:04:22,210 E equals mc cubed. 104 00:04:22,210 --> 00:04:26,130 Einstein, is there anything he got right. 105 00:04:26,130 --> 00:04:27,180 -Telly time. 106 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:33,450 -Today it's just you and me and season three. (SINGING) Ahh oh. 107 00:04:33,450 --> 00:04:37,760 -Oh, wait. 108 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:38,960 Huh? 109 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:39,650 Kapow! 110 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:40,420 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 111 00:04:42,970 --> 00:04:44,760 -Now, my recommendation is the fish 112 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:45,820 market down by terminal five. 113 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:46,520 -Got it. 114 00:04:52,070 --> 00:04:55,560 -Sorry, Private my scientific research 115 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:59,240 is way-y-y more important than your crudely animated everybody 116 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,010 get along show. 117 00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:03,270 -Oh, yes, that's just what the world needs, another invention 118 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:04,800 that explodes when you plug it in, right Rico? 119 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:08,550 -Rico-- oh. 120 00:05:08,550 --> 00:05:10,810 -Look! 121 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,490 -Later, chumps. 122 00:05:12,490 --> 00:05:13,190 -Wah! 123 00:05:13,190 --> 00:05:16,830 -Well, looks like it's survival of the fittest. 124 00:05:16,830 --> 00:05:19,380 And that is me-e-e-e. 125 00:05:22,550 --> 00:05:23,250 -Says, you-u-u-u. 126 00:05:28,090 --> 00:05:29,330 [LAUGHING] 127 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:30,030 -Ha! 128 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:34,800 So you thought you could pull a fast one on good ol' Kow-- Uh. 129 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:39,880 -Ta-ta, boys. 130 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,450 I mean, losers. 131 00:05:42,450 --> 00:05:44,390 [TYRES SQUEALING] 132 00:05:44,390 --> 00:05:45,700 -Private's getting away. 133 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:50,060 We've got to stop him before-- Cheap shot, Rico. 134 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:52,050 [REGURGITATING] 135 00:05:52,050 --> 00:05:54,540 -[GRUNTING] uh, uh. 136 00:05:58,390 --> 00:05:59,090 The subway. 137 00:06:12,210 --> 00:06:13,690 [CLEARS THROAT] 138 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:17,140 -Creeper. 139 00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:22,850 -Ew-ack. 140 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:23,550 Ew-ack. 141 00:06:30,450 --> 00:06:32,910 Ahh. 142 00:06:32,910 --> 00:06:34,210 -Aha! 143 00:06:34,210 --> 00:06:35,260 Uh, uh, uh. 144 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:36,680 -OK, here's the plan. 145 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,260 You two continue pointlessly fighting 146 00:06:38,260 --> 00:06:39,980 and I'll snag a kipper. 147 00:06:43,060 --> 00:06:43,760 -Ow! 148 00:06:48,150 --> 00:06:49,470 [REGURGITATING] 149 00:06:49,470 --> 00:06:51,990 -Yeah, my great grandfather was a fishmonger 150 00:06:51,990 --> 00:06:56,910 and my grandfather was a fishmonger and my dad well, ah, 151 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:57,950 h-h-he was a dentist. 152 00:06:57,950 --> 00:07:03,130 But now, I'm a fishmonger too-- family honour restored. 153 00:07:03,130 --> 00:07:08,490 So, what brings you to this thrilling line a work, pal? 154 00:07:08,490 --> 00:07:15,610 -Penguins cost me my job, my dignity, and once my goatee. 155 00:07:15,610 --> 00:07:17,580 -Your goatee? 156 00:07:17,580 --> 00:07:19,330 -It grew back. 157 00:07:19,330 --> 00:07:22,090 Still, if I ever catch up to those penguins, 158 00:07:22,090 --> 00:07:24,550 there will be a reckoning, yes, there will. 159 00:07:24,550 --> 00:07:25,800 [KNUCKLES CRACKING] 160 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,090 -Um, coffee break. 161 00:07:28,090 --> 00:07:30,580 See ya. 162 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:31,280 -Penguin. 163 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:37,330 -Cod, cod, cod, grouper. 164 00:07:37,330 --> 00:07:38,430 [SLURP] -Ug. 165 00:07:38,430 --> 00:07:39,130 [SLURP] 166 00:07:39,130 --> 00:07:39,940 -Nah no. 167 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:40,870 -Nothing but bass. 168 00:07:40,870 --> 00:07:42,100 Where are all the kippers? 169 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,700 -Oh, did you look over there? 170 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:44,400 -Thanks, Kowalski. 171 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,100 I'll go-- 172 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:47,090 -Like I'd tell you. 173 00:07:47,090 --> 00:07:48,360 -Hi-yah. 174 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,930 Woo hoo. 175 00:07:50,930 --> 00:07:51,850 Gi-gi-gi-gi-ga-ga. 176 00:07:51,850 --> 00:07:52,820 -Ah. 177 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:57,070 Cod, cod, grouper, flounder, grouper, cod, cod. 178 00:07:57,070 --> 00:07:58,680 Grouper, cod, cod, flounder, grouper, grouper, 179 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:00,410 cod. (FASTER AND FASTER) grouper, grouper, cod, cod. 180 00:08:00,410 --> 00:08:01,110 [SNIFF] 181 00:08:01,110 --> 00:08:02,540 -Penguin. 182 00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:03,490 -Ahh. 183 00:08:03,490 --> 00:08:04,530 Oy. 184 00:08:04,530 --> 00:08:05,240 Uh. 185 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:05,940 -Kippers! 186 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:06,950 -I got it! 187 00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:08,670 I got a kip-PER. 188 00:08:08,670 --> 00:08:10,380 -Hello, penguin. 189 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:13,810 Long time no satisfying revenge. 190 00:08:13,810 --> 00:08:14,760 -Oh, Officer X. 191 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,950 -Actually, I'm guessing it's now Fishmonger X. 192 00:08:16,950 --> 00:08:18,630 [CRACK] 193 00:08:18,630 --> 00:08:19,330 -Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 194 00:08:23,090 --> 00:08:23,830 -Ow. 195 00:08:23,830 --> 00:08:26,360 -Sweet, sweet payback is finally mine. 196 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,750 [REGURGITATES] 197 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:33,030 -Where do you suppose he's taking us? 198 00:08:33,030 --> 00:08:36,190 -Animal Control HQ, thus vindicating 199 00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:40,520 all his wild penguin stories and earning back his badge. 200 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,280 -Oh, good for him, I guess? 201 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,320 Less good for us. 202 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:44,020 -Oy. 203 00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:47,970 -I'd just like it to be noted that I had the kipper first. 204 00:08:47,970 --> 00:08:53,580 Admittedly, it seems less important now than it once did. 205 00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:54,960 [TYRES SCREECHING] 206 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,340 [LAUGHING] 207 00:08:56,340 --> 00:08:59,250 You boys all right back there? 208 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:02,420 'Cause I'm feelin' X-cellent. 209 00:09:02,420 --> 00:09:03,690 -And here come the parts. 210 00:09:03,690 --> 00:09:04,460 -Hey. 211 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:05,360 -Excellent. 212 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,330 He could dig a little deeper than that. 213 00:09:07,330 --> 00:09:10,720 Oh, all we had to do was get a kipper. 214 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,400 Fancy us laid low by such a simple task. 215 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:17,130 -Yes, usually we snag a whole crate of kippers no sweat. 216 00:09:17,130 --> 00:09:18,920 How did we come to this? 217 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:22,450 -We stopped being a team. 218 00:09:22,450 --> 00:09:24,180 -Ohh, lunicorns? 219 00:09:24,180 --> 00:09:27,280 -Season two, but that doesn't make it any less wise and true. 220 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:30,510 -All right, even though I'm against gleening life lessons 221 00:09:30,510 --> 00:09:36,580 from kiddie cartoons, team-- Rico, if you would. 222 00:09:36,580 --> 00:09:37,380 -OK. 223 00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:38,660 -Four blocks to payback. 224 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:48,120 [REGURGITATES] 225 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:48,820 -Huh huh! 226 00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:53,640 Fight, men, like only a true team of penguins can. 227 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:55,620 [TYRES SQUEALING] 228 00:09:58,570 --> 00:09:59,350 [CRASH] 229 00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:00,050 -Gah. 230 00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:01,040 -Yak. 231 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:04,270 -You penguins forgot, I multitask. 232 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,270 [TYRES SCREECHING] 233 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:12,060 -Ah!! 234 00:10:12,060 --> 00:10:12,760 -Gotcha. 235 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,140 -Hang on, Kowalski. 236 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:17,100 Yee. 237 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,560 -Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi. 238 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:23,000 [TYRES SCREECHING] 239 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,930 -Give it up. 240 00:10:27,930 --> 00:10:29,070 -Release me, Private. 241 00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:31,830 Save yourselves. 242 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:34,960 -No, comparatively few penguins get left behind. 243 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,310 Rico, throw me a ball. 244 00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:39,750 [REGURGITATES] 245 00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:41,690 -Uh. 246 00:10:41,690 --> 00:10:45,110 [CRASH] 247 00:10:45,110 --> 00:10:46,560 -Officer, it wasn't me. 248 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,280 It was those penguins, look. 249 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:48,980 Those penguins. 250 00:10:48,980 --> 00:10:50,180 Don't cha see um? 251 00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:54,310 [BANG] 252 00:10:54,310 --> 00:10:55,760 -H-h-hey, hey, you're the penguin guy. 253 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:57,520 Hey, Vinnie, come over here. 254 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:58,220 Get-get your camera. 255 00:10:58,220 --> 00:10:59,940 I busted the penguin guy. 256 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:04,200 -I hate penguins still. 257 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,770 -Well, Skipper, we did it. 258 00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:06,470 -We? 259 00:11:06,470 --> 00:11:08,160 -That's right. 260 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,040 We learned the lesson you were trying 261 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,390 to teach us about teamwork. 262 00:11:11,390 --> 00:11:14,160 And so we are going to present you with the kipper 263 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,660 we retrieved. 264 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:17,330 Rico? 265 00:11:17,330 --> 00:11:18,030 [REGURGITATES] 266 00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:19,400 -Ta-da! 267 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,940 -Uh, well, you boys had your fun but, I 268 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:24,810 wasn't trying to teach you anything. 269 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:27,070 I just wanted a kipper. 270 00:11:27,070 --> 00:11:28,700 But since you men are so hepped up 271 00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:31,980 on teamwork, how about you show me some-- 272 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:33,830 in the form of the penguin chain. 273 00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:35,320 Big Grey, you out there? 274 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,050 -Rested and ready. 275 00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:37,750 -Uh. 276 00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:45,570 [THEME MUSIC] 277 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,880 -Kowalski, confirm intent. 278 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,890 -I have decoded this cleverly hidden subliminal message, 279 00:11:55,890 --> 00:11:58,320 and there's no doubt about it, Skipper. 280 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,330 It's opening day for the 17th film in the Commodore Danger 281 00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:02,660 series, "Tonight it Thunders Lightning." 282 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:03,360 -We'll be there. 283 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,630 -Outstanding-- I've been itching for some 284 00:12:08,630 --> 00:12:11,520 nautical secret spy action. 285 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:12,220 [WHIMPERING] 286 00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:13,910 -Figure of speech, Private. 287 00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:17,420 -I'm sorry, Skipper, my tail feathers are driving me mental. 288 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:19,620 -Slaps some ointment on that butt cheek, mister. 289 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:23,660 We've got T minus one hour til the morning matinee. 290 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,990 [WHIMPERING] 291 00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:29,250 -Ah! 292 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:29,490 -Whoa! 293 00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:30,190 -Oof! 294 00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:32,000 -(OVER LOUDSPEAKER): Breach in Zone Five. 295 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,610 -Yeah, yeah, let me get the card. 296 00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:40,120 -[INAUDIBLE]. 297 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,000 -Kowalski, alarm analysis. 298 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,850 -Hmm, feeling mildly antsy, a little touchy maybe, 299 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,840 yet not quite full-blown panicky. 300 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,290 -Of the box. 301 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:51,810 -Oh, good golly, it's a T-560 Zoo Shield. 302 00:12:51,810 --> 00:12:53,170 -Give it to me in pretty pictures. 303 00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:56,220 -It's the latest in zoo security technologies, Skipper. 304 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:59,130 Imagine an invisible electric bubble surrounding 305 00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:01,840 the zoo, triggered by animal DNA. 306 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,580 Humans pass through fine. 307 00:13:03,580 --> 00:13:06,730 (SINGING) Well, I'm bustin' through and I'm feeling fine. 308 00:13:06,730 --> 00:13:09,550 But any animal that tries to cross-- jiggy! 309 00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:10,680 Jiggy-jiggy-jiggy! 310 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:11,380 Jig-igy. 311 00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:12,130 -Yeah! 312 00:13:12,130 --> 00:13:13,910 You had me till the giggies. 313 00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:15,230 Anyway, alternate exits. 314 00:13:18,550 --> 00:13:19,500 Go! 315 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:22,260 -(OVER LOUDSPEAKER): Breach in Zone One. 316 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,990 -Alternate exit. 317 00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:25,410 All right, who's first? 318 00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:26,110 Volunteers? 319 00:13:26,110 --> 00:13:27,170 [SCRATCH] 320 00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:27,870 -Good man. 321 00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:28,690 -I wasn't-- 322 00:13:28,690 --> 00:13:29,390 [ZAP] 323 00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:31,590 -(OVER LOUDSPEAKER): Breach in Zone 17. 324 00:13:31,590 --> 00:13:32,750 -The system's legit. 325 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:37,320 So, how do we beat the giggies and hit the movies? 326 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,720 -Code-breaking skills, activate! 327 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:46,740 O- O- O- O- O- O- O- O- O- O- 1. 328 00:13:46,740 --> 00:13:48,930 Results-- negative. 329 00:13:48,930 --> 00:13:54,330 All right, let's try O- O- O- O- O- O- O- O- O-- 330 00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:55,060 -For pity's sake, man! 331 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:56,800 We're going to miss our matinee. 332 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,930 Just look at what this is doing to the Private. 333 00:13:58,930 --> 00:13:59,630 Look at him! 334 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,520 -Driving me mental. 335 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,190 -Sorry, Skipper, I'm afraid there's 336 00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:07,610 only one way into T-560. 337 00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:08,310 -Key card extraction. 338 00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:11,140 -From right under Alice's nose, literally. 339 00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:14,330 -Rico, give the lady a nighty night special. 340 00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:15,250 -Hi-ya. 341 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:15,950 [SLAP] 342 00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:16,860 [SLAP] 343 00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:19,830 [SLAPPING] 344 00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:22,800 -That dame's got the neck of a Greco-Roman wrestler, 345 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,040 and cankles to match. 346 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,230 [EXPLOSION] 347 00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:29,060 -And years of toilet cleaning has 348 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:31,300 made her impervious to gas attacks. 349 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,060 -Then there's only one thing for it. 350 00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:34,370 Private! 351 00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:35,070 -What? 352 00:14:35,070 --> 00:14:37,420 -We need your knockout hyper cute. 353 00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:39,050 -It's Alice's only known weakness. 354 00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:40,320 -Come on! 355 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,370 [INAUDIBLE] me. 356 00:14:41,370 --> 00:14:44,770 -But, I swore I'd never use its awesome power again. 357 00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:45,470 Gah! 358 00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:46,990 Blast these feathers! 359 00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:48,410 -It's movie day, Private. 360 00:14:48,410 --> 00:14:50,710 -Now what would Commodore Danger do? 361 00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:52,830 -He'd commit international war crimes, 362 00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:54,740 softened by ingenious quips. 363 00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:55,440 -Bingo! 364 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,240 Well, you make with the war crimes, 365 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,970 while Kowalski jots down some, uh, saucy puns. 366 00:14:59,970 --> 00:15:02,090 -Ah-- something with pain? 367 00:15:02,090 --> 00:15:02,790 Bones? 368 00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:04,620 Oh, I can't do comedy under pressure. 369 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:10,700 -Hey, who let you out of your-- 370 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:13,130 --Grr-ah-bwing-woosh. 371 00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:14,100 -Whoa. 372 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,070 -Ahh! 373 00:15:15,070 --> 00:15:17,460 -Of course, the itchy feathers. 374 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:20,070 He's-- he's moulting! 375 00:15:20,070 --> 00:15:20,770 -Yeah. 376 00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:23,390 -To the bunker and cover the Private's shame. 377 00:15:26,930 --> 00:15:28,070 -Whatever. 378 00:15:28,070 --> 00:15:29,430 -Don't look at me. 379 00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:30,130 I'm hideous. 380 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,110 -Just an ordinary moulting cycle, 381 00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:34,120 though the hyper cute attempt certainly 382 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,820 started it off with a bang. 383 00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:38,940 Ha, ho, that one's going in a status post. 384 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:39,640 -Fix me! 385 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:40,340 Cure me! 386 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,630 Make me cute again. (DESPERATELY) It's 387 00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:42,350 all I've got. 388 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,520 -It'll all grow back in time. 389 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,540 Get off-- 390 00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:46,810 -We don't have time. 391 00:15:46,810 --> 00:15:48,000 And they started. 392 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,860 We've only got four show times left. 393 00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:52,350 If we don't get Private's hyper cute back ASAP, 394 00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:53,890 we may miss opening day altogether. 395 00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:54,590 -No! 396 00:15:54,590 --> 00:15:55,530 Big day! 397 00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:58,590 -Worst case, I suppose the movie will still be playing tomorrow. 398 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:01,090 -Spoilers, Kowalski, they'll be everywhere by tomorrow, 399 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,260 ruining the unexpected plot twists 400 00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:04,960 and surprising comic moments. 401 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,270 We go today. 402 00:16:06,270 --> 00:16:08,680 -All right, ah, the damage isn't too bad. 403 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:11,870 Maybe a little black marker, some white correction fluid. 404 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:12,820 -Oh, OK. 405 00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:14,240 [REGURGITATES] 406 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:19,460 [MUMBLING] 407 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:21,660 -Oh, I'm cured. 408 00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:23,460 But are these products safe for use on bare skin? 409 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:28,500 -I'm a scientist, Private, not a label reader. 410 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,280 -Ack! 411 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,430 It burns like fireants! 412 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:33,130 Fireants! 413 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:33,830 On fire! 414 00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:34,060 Ahh! 415 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,140 -Move and manoeuvre, echo delta. 416 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:35,630 Go! 417 00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:36,110 Go! 418 00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:36,810 Go! 419 00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:42,910 -Um. 420 00:16:42,910 --> 00:16:43,610 -What? 421 00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:44,340 Did you miss a spot? 422 00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:47,470 -No, we were (GAGGING) very thorough, gah. 423 00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:52,040 [CRYING] 424 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,430 -Well, the 1:10 show is out. 425 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,200 And I wanted to see a thunder lightning. 426 00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:02,730 -Am I once again adorable? 427 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:03,430 -Affirmative. 428 00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:06,520 Can you work your hyper cute from inside there? 429 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:10,040 -Actually, I'm not sure I can even breathe in here. 430 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,710 Movie day, movie day, movie day. 431 00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:12,410 -Kowalski, 432 00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:13,210 [GASPING] 433 00:17:13,210 --> 00:17:15,580 I really think I need an air hole. 434 00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:16,410 -Wow! 435 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,010 You look spectacular today, Private. 436 00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:20,410 Did you change groomers? 437 00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:22,230 [HYPERVENTILATING] 438 00:17:22,230 --> 00:17:26,300 -I need-- I need oxygen! 439 00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:28,490 -Ah, yeah, here comes the peanuts. 440 00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:30,290 [VOMITING] 441 00:17:30,290 --> 00:17:30,980 -Oh. 442 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:38,280 -Sayonara 3:45 in 3D, the cast and crew QandA. 443 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,080 -I'm sorry, Skipper, it's all my fault 444 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,270 -Oh, don't blame yourself, Private. 445 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:44,170 Blame that guy. 446 00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:44,520 -Yeah. 447 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:44,870 -Yeah. 448 00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:45,570 What? 449 00:17:45,570 --> 00:17:47,050 -You call those options? 450 00:17:47,050 --> 00:17:49,160 -Well, I am trying, Skipper. 451 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,690 There is just no fixing a molting body. 452 00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:52,390 -Aw! 453 00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:00,430 -Ah, stop stealing my gumballs, Rodney. 454 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:03,100 -But perhaps I can replace a moulting body. 455 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:06,660 -So you want to use more for the dangerous experimentings. 456 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,520 And in return I get-- 457 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,630 ---to watch. 458 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,690 -At deese prices who could be affording not to? 459 00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:15,540 -So, you've done this brain switch thing before? 460 00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:16,240 -Uh huh. 461 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,770 -Any nasty side affects? 462 00:18:17,770 --> 00:18:19,910 -Uh huh. 463 00:18:19,910 --> 00:18:23,380 -With Private's know-how inside Mort's adorable body, 464 00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:25,450 we should be able to pull the hyper cute, 465 00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:27,610 knock out Alice, acquire her key card, 466 00:18:27,610 --> 00:18:29,660 deactivate the security system and get 467 00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:31,390 across town to our movie. 468 00:18:31,390 --> 00:18:32,110 -Ah. 469 00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:35,470 Nothing I love more than a clean, simple plan. 470 00:18:35,470 --> 00:18:37,970 Execute! 471 00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:38,670 -Wait. 472 00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:41,360 That is what your booties look like without all 473 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,570 the feathery things gone? 474 00:18:42,570 --> 00:18:45,440 [LAUGHTER] 475 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,750 So small and lumpy. 476 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:48,700 [LAUGHTER] 477 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:51,070 -Lumpy. 478 00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:53,160 -Bum bums are funny. 479 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:57,700 -Seriously, are Mort and me the only one's seeing this? 480 00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:58,400 -It's a tiny hiney! 481 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:00,290 [LAUGHTER] 482 00:19:04,050 --> 00:19:05,380 [WHIR] 483 00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:06,080 -Oh-tay. 484 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,330 [LAUGHTER] 485 00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:08,640 -Whoa. 486 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,530 -Take cover. 487 00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:11,440 [EXPLOSION] 488 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,470 -I expected weirder. 489 00:19:14,470 --> 00:19:17,360 -Sorry, Skipper, but I am thoroughly out of ideas. 490 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:21,310 -So then I am thinking you maybe could work on this problem 491 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:22,780 -Oh ho, yes-- wait. 492 00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:24,810 Well, how come my lips don't move when I talk? 493 00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:26,790 Where did my brain go? 494 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:27,580 Oh, no! 495 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:28,720 -Well, I guess that's it then. 496 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,970 No Commodore Danger opening day. 497 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,180 -Stow that sadness, compadre. 498 00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:34,320 I've still got one idea left. 499 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,020 -Really? 500 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:36,870 And you're bringing it up after we've 501 00:19:36,870 --> 00:19:38,420 gone to the brain switching well? 502 00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:41,400 -You know, you never really appreciate the booty's majesty 503 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,850 until you see it from da outside. 504 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,230 -Do not touch the colander. 505 00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:48,440 -All right, sister, spare me the lectures 506 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,820 about how true beauty comes from within. 507 00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:54,870 I just need your lady makeover magic to fix Private's ugly. 508 00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:56,540 -So we can see a movie! 509 00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:59,110 -I'm not even sure which part of that 510 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,650 I should be most offended at. 511 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:03,240 First of all, where is Private? 512 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,910 -Over here, in the shame sack. 513 00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:06,350 -Seriously? 514 00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:07,590 Oh, all right, come on. 515 00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:11,120 Lose the sack, Private, we're all friends here. 516 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,900 -All right. 517 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,480 -You-- oh, wow. 518 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:17,560 OK, see this-- this is fine. 519 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,600 You don't need a makeover, Private. 520 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:21,740 -Oh yeah, he so does. 521 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:22,440 -Yep. 522 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,190 -Uh huh. 523 00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:25,350 -You don't have to spare my feelings, Marlene. 524 00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,380 I mean, beauty's only skin deep-- horrid, rashy skin deep. 525 00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:29,730 -Wait! 526 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:31,990 Yeah, see, this hyper cute is still inside of you 527 00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:34,890 some-- somewhere, you know, d-deep down. 528 00:20:34,890 --> 00:20:37,310 All you need is someone to believe in you. 529 00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:39,240 Argue with me. 530 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:42,770 -Desperate show times call for desperate measures. 531 00:20:42,770 --> 00:20:45,350 (CATCALL): You-hoo, oh ew. 532 00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:46,340 (CATCALL): Yo, that is fine. 533 00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:47,120 (CATCALL): Oh, baby! 534 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,130 -Focus, Private. 535 00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:49,410 Just think cute. 536 00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:51,210 -Puppies and kittens and ducklings and ponies. 537 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:52,910 Ah! 538 00:20:52,910 --> 00:20:53,610 -You again? 539 00:20:53,610 --> 00:20:55,470 Ach, fine. 540 00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:56,790 Let's get you to the vet. 541 00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:58,100 -Oh, ga-ga. 542 00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,640 -He's paralysed with crippling self-doubt. 543 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,340 -Oh, no. 544 00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:03,090 -He can't do it. 545 00:21:03,090 --> 00:21:04,310 -Oh, yes he can. 546 00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:05,150 Now, Private! 547 00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:08,350 Show me that hyper cute. 548 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,870 -Blah, blee, fwah. 549 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:13,600 -Blech. 550 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,170 -Well, that was nasty. 551 00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:16,910 [SCREAMING] 552 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:19,750 -I-- I've failed. 553 00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:21,420 -No, Private. 554 00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:22,410 Look! 555 00:21:22,410 --> 00:21:23,890 -Hey, you put down the vending machine. 556 00:21:23,890 --> 00:21:26,850 -Alice is distracted by riot control. 557 00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:28,210 -Whatever that was, Private, pour it on. 558 00:21:28,210 --> 00:21:31,570 -Wait, shh, will you please, uh, focus, OK? 559 00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:34,900 You gotta think cute. 560 00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:36,950 -Sorry, Marlene, it's movie day. 561 00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:37,650 Yah! 562 00:21:37,650 --> 00:21:41,560 -If you're gonna panic, panic toward the exits. 563 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:42,260 --Blee-ach. 564 00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:42,960 [SHRIEK] 565 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:43,770 -Blah-ahh. 566 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,380 [YELP] 567 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:46,480 -Sorry, plee-oo-ah! 568 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,220 [SCREAMING] 569 00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:47,510 -Hey! 570 00:21:47,510 --> 00:21:48,210 Come on. 571 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,650 You-- and you-- all of you. 572 00:21:53,650 --> 00:21:54,600 What is wrong with you? 573 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:58,120 -Key card secure, you beautiful monster. 574 00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,110 -Yes! 575 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,230 Look at me, world! 576 00:22:00,230 --> 00:22:01,140 [SCREAM] 577 00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:03,920 -Um, OK, stop looking now. 578 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,340 (ALARM): System deactivated. 579 00:22:06,340 --> 00:22:07,740 -Did we make it? 580 00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:10,130 -And with 10 minutes till the final sometime. 581 00:22:10,130 --> 00:22:10,860 -(SINGING): Movie day. 582 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:22,120 -Way to turn your nauseating deformity into a plus, Private. 583 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:22,990 -What? 584 00:22:22,990 --> 00:22:24,920 But he-- he terrorized half the zoo. 585 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:28,320 He made babies cry He made-- he made grownups cry. 586 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,070 I cried. 587 00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:29,770 -Exactly. 588 00:22:29,770 --> 00:22:32,480 The listen here is always be yourself. 589 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,460 -That is so true. 590 00:22:37,110 --> 00:22:39,140 -Uh, I think that's my popcorn.